Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Naughty in the Navy | Bill Daley to Anger the Left?

TUESDAY, JANUARY 4, 2011
 
Recently on Daily Intel:
Furriners

Hopefully Record Number of Tourists Left New York Before It Became Garbage Town, USA

So many tourists.

Stupid Crime of the Day

Man Has Car Stolen, Regains It, All in One Week on Craigslist

Jewish Justice!

The Supremes

Antonin Scalia Rules That Chicago Pizza Shall Be Known Henceforth as "Tomato Pie"

Because it's not pizza.

I Fought the Law

Californians Might Want to Stop Texting About How Yr 8Ball Wuz So Gr8 LOL

Warrantless text searches, brought to you by the California Supreme Court.

SnOMG

There Will Be Trash All Over the Streets for Another Four Days

This is deemed an "A-plus" job by city sanitation honchos.

Heads That Talk

Tucker Carlson Just Got a Little Excited, Will Let Michael Vick Live

He's still kind of mad at President Obama though.

Snorkeling

Navy Suspends U.S.S. Enterprise Captain for Raunchy, Homophobic Videos

Owen Honors's subordinates defend their captain on Facebook.

The Gods Must Be Crazy

Hepatitis A Scare at Long Island Catholic Church

Merry Christmas!

International Intrigue

Pakistani Governor Murdered by His Own Security for Opposing Blasphemy Laws

Twitter was involved, of course.

White House: The New Class

Will President Obama Anger the Left Yet Again With Bill Daley?

Here's what everyone is saying about the potential new chief of staff.

La Vida Lohan

Where in the World Is Lindsay Lohan?

The question we ask ourselves every single day.

America's Sweetheart

Sarah Palin Re-Tweets Gay-Friendly, Anti-DADT Comment

"The more someone complains about homos the more we should look under their bed."

Burning Down the House

Health Care Repeal Vote Coming Next Week

With Issa's investigations coming shortly thereafter.

Snubbed

U.S. Not Invited to Tour Iran’s Nuclear Facilities

Snubbed.

The Birds

5,000 Dead Blackbirds Had ‘Hit Something Very Hard’

When they shouldn't have been out flying in the first place.

 

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